Q. What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
Q. What is red and smells like blue paint?
A. Red paint.
Q. What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?
A. Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. A fsh.
Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A. A stick.
Q. What goes “tick, woof, tick woof”?
A. A watch dog.
Q. What do kittens like to eat?
A. Mice cream.
Q. What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks.