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April 1


Q. What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?

A. Matt.

Q. What is red and smells like blue paint?

A. Red paint.

Q. What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?

A. Anything you like, he can’t hear you.

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A. A fsh.

Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A. A stick.

Q. What goes “tick, woof, tick woof”?

A. A watch dog.

Q. What do kittens like to eat?

A. Mice cream.

Q. What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

A. Swimming trunks.